Tuesday, January 12, 2010

World Ending in 2012? Need a Loan? Come Talk To Us!

If you're convinced that the world will be ending in 2012,

AND

you're tired of listening to all the "spiritually dead" people around you deny the coming apocalypse,

AND

you could use some cash,

Then give us a call!


That's right! Instead of listening to the narrow-minded skeptics, you can take advantage of them! Our representatives will give you a loan for a one thousand dollars - that's a thousand smackeroos of cold, hard greenbacks - and all you have to do is sign a form saying you'll pay us back double the day after you think the world ends! Of course, the joke's on us, because we'll all be ascended to a higher plane by then, and in the meantime you can party like it's 2012!

Operators are standing by. Hey, if you actually believe what you're saying, then what do you have to lose?

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