Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Satirical Calls for Infiltration

Mike Adams's much decried call for infiltration of atheist groups that's been making the rounds seems pretty clearly satirical. In Swiftian style it's subtitled "An Immodest Proposal" and closes with these sentences: "After we get rid of the heathens, we'll turn our weapon on the gays, the blacks, and the feminists. We might even go after the Italians, too.". Beware TGP.

5 comments:

TGP said...

If that's the best satire Mike Adams has, he's be bringing a knife to a gunfight.

I'm willing to put money on a first draft of that proposal having the word "Jews" crossed out and replaced with "Italians."

Michael Caton said...

If it's for real. How much anti-Italian discrimination is there in the US these days? Against you doesn't count since that's just personal.

TGP said...

Any discrimination against me is discrimination against everyone, or are you discriminating against me because I'm the Everyman? Did that just blow your mind? I know it did because if it blew my mind, it blew Everymind.

Seriously, fuck this guy. Bigotry aside, he needs to face the important fact that his comedy is poor. If he wants to be funny, he's going to need to put in the time and work at it. Until then, I can only hope that nigh-invisible reverse-cat-burglars fill all of his pants pockets with uncooked bull penises.

Michael Caton said...

TGP: you do blow Everyman. Or did I misinterpret what you said?

Just yesterday I was telling someone that our relationships often freeze in notable ways at the age where we first met the person. But this is a counterexample, since you and I transcended that by a good five years since we easily relate on a seventh grade level.

Michael Caton said...

(Posted by blogger on behalf of TGP because blogger.com deleted the comments)

...and myself and my own mind and by extension everymind...

Mikey, I'm snarky at a post-grad level, but I dumb it down for you! Now, run down the hill and back!