Monday, September 3, 2012

A Real, Honest-to-God Magic Stick

I'm selling a magic stick! A real, genuine Bible staff, to be specific. So I put it on Ebay. Let's hope the discriminating spiritual-minded consumers of America are up to the challenge of bidding on it. Because I won't ship internationally. If this works out, I have some homeopathic medicine I'll be selling too, along with a signed order from the guy in charge of faking the moon landing. Turns out he's also the guy in charge of hiding the evidence of vaccines causing autism. He's probably a Reptilian.

I don't want a lot of lip from all of you out there who lack faith. You wouldn't understand this.  Besides, why can't you just let people believe what they want to?  They're not hurting anybody.

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