The thing is though, if you really want to convert me (and I want you to!) your advice must be basic. Really, insultingly basic. As in, "X kind of beans can be found at Von's. In this aisle. And you have to cook them." The more basic you are and the more complete your advice, the more I appreciate it. Lots of vegetarians have tried to convert me before, and I'm open to it, but they always trail off when I ask them what I should eat. So here's your chance!
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